sweetlasers:

hey i just met you

and this is jay z

I’m actually 17.

I’m actually 17.

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fvcktalya:

Toro Y Moi // Blessa

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andoutcamethewolf:

The Notorious B.I.G. ft. Faith Evans & Mary J. Blige || One More Chance (remix)

neiru2012:

“Apparently my desk is nice and cool on hot days”

neiru2012:

“Apparently my desk is nice and cool on hot days”

theawkwardmegane:

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you’d better zip, better zop, beep boopity bop.

cosby the people

nyeeeeaaaah:

I think my biggest pet peeve is probably just constant unnecessary talking like just stringing useless words together for the sake of saying something. It’s ok to shut your ass up every once in a while and just chill out.

How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial:

  • Sofia Vergara: BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL.
Happy birthday to me c:

Happy birthday to me c:

bunnyce:

how do u y’all sleep with socks on

xoxogossipgill:

if yahoo answers can’t solve your problem then you are in too deep